Weird maybe guys, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't give stuff a try... WE ARE HACKERZ!
jdixon71, it's quite easy to mess with the settings menu... BUT be warned, you do so at your own risk...
BEFORE YOU START, ALWAYS TAKE A BACKUP OF THE FILE SO YOU CAN RESTORE IT!
I am assuming you have iFile or can somehow SSH onto your device and edit a plist, right?
If so, you need to go to var/stash/Applications/Preferences.app
In there you will find settings.plist
Edit that file.
You need to remove the second item in the first array section that looks like this...
<dict>
<key>bundle</key>
<string>AirPortSettings</string>
<key>isController</key>
<false/>
<key>requiredCapabilities</key>
<array>
<string>wifi</string>
</array>
</dict>
If you are doing it on iFile (which is easier) with the property list viewer, just delete the key 2: in the "items" array.
Now look at the settings App. No more wifi... Presto!
Happy hacking!