Well, they want us to bend to their will and proper vision of perfection, you silly goose. Apple wants cradle to grave control and I say it is about time we consumers stop looking for options and be happy with the perfection that is an Apple iDevice. As it is, out of the box. Remember, the iGrass is always iGreener on the Apple side of the iFence.
Apple wants us to embrace their vision because most of us are not smart enough to make important life changing decisions like modifying the icon fonts and colors. I mean, suppose we were to use Microsoft's Comic Sans in shades of mauve, lavender, and blaze yellow at the same time? I mean, can you imagine the anarchy and turmoil? Use your head and think before you post.
Apple believes colors are important, so they blessed us with their carefully chosen color and that is white. Can't you be happy with white?
Apple's fear is the icon color would clash with the device color and when that happens, Apple must sue you for violating paragraph 145, sub-sections F through H as proscribed on page 342 of their weekly TOS/EULA updates. I remember seeing the CBS documentary shot in some place called South Park Colorado. Some poor little child was forced to sew himself to two adults in accordance with the Apple EULA/TOS.
Apple knows that malware awaits us at every corner of the web so we must only get our stuff from Apple. Therefore, the OS is locked. We can't attach photographs to email because Apple knows for a fact, we will just send leaked product photos or perhaps pictures of Android Tablets. Odd that whenever I search for bargain Android Tablets, my iPad acts odd and when I try to run, a large white balloon chases me across the grounds. Everyone called me 'Number Six' for some reason. As soon as the large black man offers me the two different colored pills, I'll take the correct one and see exactly what is going on.
"Apple is our mother and Apple is our father. Apple simply knows what is best for us and so they make all of the difficult decisions for us, Mr. Anderson." Steve hated widgets because they ruin the carefully crafted vision Apple set forth for us. Apple did a study of Apple and Apple's designers and Apple concluded that the Apple employees are iCorrect when they concluded that their vision is the only possible vision. So they gifted their bounty to a topsy turvy world in the form of iPads and iPhones a plenty. Apple's wisdom knows no bounds. The iPad will end world hunger and pestilence. Their motto is "Make iPad Apps not war." One day, we will all make iPad applications or perhaps bad music to sell on iTunes.
And all you Jailbreakers want to do is upset the carefully crafted perfection we true Apple lovers call iPad. Forgive them My iPad, for they are weak and they know not what they do. Please forgive them for they are not evil.
iBless You Apple, for helping me avoid the temptation of changing wallpaper AND the icons AT THE SAME TIME. You are correct, themes are Satan's Life Work Realized and I shall go forth and multiply the number on iDevices in my house. I now know you know what is best for me-today, tomorrow and far into the iFuture, where Apple's new slogan "Everything Will Be An iThing" will come to fruition. I shall forever go forth un-theamed and boring and thy will shall not be forsaken, oh mighty iPad.
I cannot believe you had to ask why. Didn't the men in dark grey suits visit you? They will, rest assured they will. Do not resist and remember to stare at the red blinky light, for tomorrow you will be saved, hallelujah.