You know, what the next generation iPad needs is more stickers and license agreements to sign before you can do anything on it. Stickers warning you not to try to read a book in your oven, or not to hit your children on the head with it, or that the data service might not always be a good deal, or that you shouldn't drive and surf the web, or a disclaimer saying that the iPad will NOT fulfill ALL your hopes and dreams, do your taxes for you, or make you more attractive to member of the opposite sex.