Seadog
iPF Noob
Around the campus here, there are several health hazards which must be dealt with. The first is called the "?". It is when young coeds are permanently locked into a position with their heads on their shoulders, and their upper bodies twisted to compensate, even when there is not a cell phone in place. It can also be identified by the tendency to say "huh" when comfronted with a live person. The second is thumb problems. Mostly scarred and bleeding thumbs, but in some cases, the thumbs will permanently swell to enormous sizes. This has led to another phenomenum where the young men are actually attracted to these coeds with enlarged thumbs as a symbolism of sexuality. There are reports of young girls having colligen injections in their thumbs, and even a few silicon implants.
