How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[robertlc]

This lightbulb won't run Flash.

How dare Walmart sell a lightbulb that won't do what I want it to?

I demand they add Flash to the lightbulb now or I'm calling for a boycott!

 

[BrennB]

Ummm... Brenn...

"I'm just sayin'"

Crap, I guess I have to read every post. I don't have time to go back over 3000000000 pages of post so can't you just tell me real quick what is the best lightbulb?

 

[SweetPoison]

I was taking my new light bulb out of the cardboard sleeve and I accidentally dropped it and it shattered into a gazillion pieces. I swept up all the pieces and put them in a baggie. I made an appointment with my local hardware store genius tomorrow to see if they will replace it under warranty.

This is too funny.

 

[SweetPoison]

Or one of my favorites --

I plan on buying an iPad next week and need to jailbreak it. What is jailbreaking?

Someone actually said that?

 

[iVan]

...568 to blame Apple for not being bright enough...

 

[Digikid]

325 people to complain that the proportion of the lightbulb is not 100% accurate.......

 

[Flinthills]

I install this light bulb by turning it to the right. My work issued light socket requires that the bulb be turned to the left. How do I change the bulb?

 

[Hdchiky]

...and all this time I thought it was light bub??? go figure?

 

[Spink10]

One

 

[BrennB]

Whose light are we changing?