Every single morning. Wake up, put on my glasses and grab my iPad. Make it 5 steps down the hall and turn into the throne room. First order of business is to open up settings and pick my new screen background for the day - and set brightness up to high.
Then I check radar and weather conditions. Then I go to Twitter and check the latest political posts to see what's happening. Then I go to Huff Post to look at the latest headlines there. Then I go to We Rule and cash in crops, re-plant, etc.
Then I get up and leave because I've been sitting on the toilet for 1 1/2 hours and my feet are numb.
Jeez!