I Love Halloween! The Official Halloween Thread:)
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Hailey Summer
iPF Noob
Trick or Treat is coming soon. 
Well, I'll be damn, woman! At least someone does. You must take pictures! I am going as Captain Condom this year
Either an IRS Auditor or one of the Village Personages. I rather fancy the biker because it is so me.
Too bad the Village Persnages did not have a circus clown. I would scare your kids in ways you cannot believe when I put on my Kinko the Clown costume, I'll tell you what. And before you laugh, would you rather have a Village People Person show up at your door or an IRS Auditor? Thought not!
I do have a rule. No silly costumes. You must be the Wolfman, a witch, a princess, Justin Bieber, Dracula, or some other traditional character. If you show up as something silly, you get a scoop of coleslaw in your bag. And let me warn you, when I make it, my dog helps and we have both likely been drinking rye all day long and we do not tolerate kids.
All Hallows Eve. We call it Halloween because fitting "Happy All Hallows Eve" on one of those little candy hearts is a bear.
Basically, it celebrates lots of Pagany stuff we have some kind of harvest festival. It means a party to some and blood sacrifices to others, with pie and food and scaring the kids tossed in the mix. To me, Halloween is just a gateway holiday to the real hard holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas.
The holiday is complicated, but basically, I use it as an excuse to open a bottle of single malt or High West Double Rye. I sometimes bake a pumpkin pie, but made with sweet potatoes because SPs rule!
I am terribly lonely and all alone, just me and the dog. Well, iTunes helps ease my terrible loneliness while I patiently wait for the Grim Reaper to release me from this mortal coil. My life was once a fun house . . a carnival, if you will. Where joy was first created and sadness was unknown. Now, it is just a step closer to a grave in some barren and out of the way part of some broken down cemetery, where few tears fall for someone like me. Just me and some tumble weeds. I have but a few songs left to sing before the band leaves.
Other than that, Woo Hoo Hoo . . . I am happy. Did I mention I might work for L-3 Communications? Perhaps I'll meet a nice gal and settle down. Raise 3 little Bobs and buy a mini van.
I hope I can get rye and ice in Hell.
Hayles66
iPF Novice
Omg. Gotta look at this you guys!
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2012/10/this-years-best-halloween-costume-is-cheap-easy-and-awesome/
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http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2012/10/this-years-best-halloween-costume-is-cheap-easy-and-awesome/
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Amy Rose The Hedgehog
iPF Noob
I want to be Amy for halloween :3
