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A batchelor is a man who has never chased a woman he could not outrun.


A Conservative is a Liberal who was mugged.


Good, fast, cheap. Pick any two.


A fanatic is someone who won't change his mind, and won't change the subject.


If you take two things, and nail them together in some way they have never been nailed together before, someone will buy it from you. - George Carlin.


"Virus" is a complex medical term used by doctors to mean, "Your guess is as good as mine."


A mans grasp should extend beyond his reach.


Sex on TV can't hurt you... Unless you fall off.


I really hate it when the voices argue over me like I'm not even there.


A collision at sea can ruin your entire day.


(Collorary) A superior sailor uses his superior judgement to keep out of situations requiring his superior skill.
 
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."~ Mark Twain ~
 

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