If anybody's still following or at all interested, here's what I did this afternoon. I charged up the iPad battery, dumped most of my apps to make the storage space required for "surgery", and brought it downstairs to the PC. I opened iTunes and updated the software. I plugged in my Pad and backed up to iTunes, then for extra safety, I synced. Then I scrubbed it; I did a complete factory reset. After that, it reloaded iOS 8 (7 not an option, or I would have grabbed it), and Infollowed through by reloading my backed up data. So, here I sit, running through some basic tests, running apps I know have gone funky since the update ....particularly browsers....specifically Safari (Apple's, right). In about 15 minutes, guess what I found.....NO F'ING IMPROVEMENT AT ALL. It's the same busted piece of junk it was this morning. Now, all but worthless garbage .....from Apple ......APPLE! Oh, what a faithful follower I was (note past tense). There's no way I can work on it, I can't afford to get an iPad Air...oh, wait....that would run on iOS 8, right? I guess I don't want another Apple after all. I'll have to break out the kids' $100 ACER A100 7" tablet to do my daily business because it'll perform better than my Apple brand iPad will. So very, very sad. If anyone finds some sort of workaround, PLEASE let me in on it. KFH.