Laugh Of The Day

[squib]

Great laughs today! Thanks!

 

[SparkyScott21]

 

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[scifan57]

Animalarium: June 2011

 

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[Richard Brown]

This one dod the rounds in Architects' offices

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[squib]

I think you out did yourself with this page! Thanks just doesn't cut it! Squib. . . . .

 

[MemphisMark]

This is GREAT! I used to work for an Apple dealer when I got out of the Navy many, many years ago. I was able to access the Sales Managers Mac, And I dropped a startup program on his computer.

When the program ran, it gave a Bomb Box. The text read, "Your ROMs have been corrupted. You need to reformat them." The two buttons were "I guess so" and Please don't!" which was greyed out. The trick was, when you went to click on the "I guess so" button, it jumped around the screen, you had to chase it down to click on it. It then terminated and the Mac loaded normally.

 

[Roy Rob]

This was passed on to me by my sister in England.....

THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE.


At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."


The Enda

 

[The OB]

This was passed on to me by my sister in England.....

THE ITALIAN SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE.


At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."


The Enda

Love that and can relate to it. I live in predominantly Italian ethnic suburb of Adelaide, great neighbours. I was pruning some roses this morning when Tony, two houses down, sidled up. He's 84. "Izza perfezione, we talka little bittay" A few months ago he delivered some bottles of red vino he had made himself from Italian grapes they all grow around the street. "Izza nica you have-a" Geez my hands still tremble when I think of that first glass.
Andrew


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[SparkyScott21]

 

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[Roy Rob]

Love that and can relate to it. I live in predominantly Italian ethnic suburb of Adelaide, great neighbours. I was pruning some roses this morning when Tony, two houses down, sidled up. He's 84. "Izza perfezione, we talka little bittay" A few months ago he delivered some bottles of red vino he had made himself from Italian grapes they all grow around the street. "Izza nica you have-a" Geez my hands still tremble when I think of that first glass.
Andrew

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Been there, done that Andrew. I was the only non-Italian in the street I lived on once in Toronto. My neighbor Gino asked me over for a glass of homemade wine from grapes grown on his backyard trellis. I remember going...can't remember leaving.

 

[Roy Rob]

Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week.
Took her to the fair last night, took me 5 hours to get her off the big wheel.