Laugh Of The Day

[leelai]

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Lol! Ain't that the truth!!

 

[The OB]

Good one Col! I was going to put a big LOL here too but can only raise a pathetic smile when thinking the forecast in Adelaide next week is for four consecutive days of over 39c, (or 102f)!
Andrew


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[col.bris]

I feel so sorry for those whom suffer the freezing cold temps. It is yet another amazing way our climate varies so much from one side of the world to the other.

 

[dianne137]

The truth is most people living in cold climates aren't out side.Their homes and cars and everywhere they spend the majority of the time is 70 degrees .We have really good gear as well.You have to have so your eye balls don't freeze...seriously.
OUT side workers are the heros. And those folks are acclimatized.

 

[dianne137]

The truth is most people living in cold climates aren't out side.Their homes and cars and everywhere they spend the majority of the time is 70 degrees .We have really good gear as well.You have to have so your eye balls don't freeze...seriously. OUT side workers are the heros. And those folks are acclimatized.
Now when it hits 90c. here I can' cope unless I'm naked in the water! It's all about acclimatization.

 

[Sean Lucas]

A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.

What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The railroad engineer replied.

How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

 

[leelai]

Good estate planning.


Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them,
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard working man to have accumulated so much property."

Sarah replies, "Property? the idiot had a newspaper route."

 

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[Hayles66]

Love it Scifan.

 

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