An old cowboy walks into a
barbershop for a shave and a
haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his
whiskers off because his cheeks are
wrinkled from age. The barber gets a
little wooden ball from a cup on the
shelf and tells the old cowboy to put
it inside his cheek to spread out the
skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy
tells the barber that was the
cleanest shave he'd had in years, but
he wanted to know what would have
happened if he had accidentally
swallowed that little ball.
The barber replied, don’t worry, just bring it
back in a couple of days like everyone else does.