Laugh Of The Day

[LannyC]

 

[J. A.]

 

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[LannyC]

And today's Irony Trophy goes to...

 

[J. A.]

 

[twerppoet]

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That's what happens when you name them George.

 

[scifan57]

 

[LannyC]

I'm listening to P.D.Q. Bach's "Knock Knock Chorale." It's as silly as you'd expect. I have to share some of the gags--bear in mind, these were sung, not seen in print.

What is the question to which the answer is Washington Irving?
"What was the name of the first president, Seymour?"

What is the question to which the answer is 9 W?
"Do you spell your name with a V, Mr. Wagner?"

What is the question to which the answer is chicken teriyaki?
"What is the name of the only living kamikaze pilot?"

What is the question to which the answer is Doctor Livingston I presume?
"What is your full name, Doctor Presume?"

 

[J. A.]

 

[scifan57]

 

[J. A.]

 

[scifan57]

 

[J. A.]

 

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