Ouch!Impressing The Ladies
Email from my daughter:
Children's rules (also suitable for adult daughters and their mother's clothes ;-))
If I like it, it's MINE.
If I hold it, it's MINE.
If I can take it away from you, it's MINE.
If I had it before, it's MINE.
If it's MINE, it NEVER can be yours.
If it looks like mine, it's MINE.
If I saw it first, it's MINE.
If you don't use/wear it, it's automatically MINE.
If it's damaged, it's YOURS.
That last line made me giggle