Now that is just plain goofy. Nothing goes in my glorious body that God did not authorize, I'll tell you what. Just fatty foods, strong coffee, bananna shakes, refried beans, cocconut cream pie, veal, pasketti, plenty of MSG, cigar smoke and single malt scotch.
Well, perhaps a gun mounted where my glass eye was before I lost it playing poker would be lovely. After this week, I have decided there are some people tat need to be shot in the foot.
I cannot believe that I lost to a bunch of poker playing dogs. I shoud have known better because they are famous. Their painting is everywhere. I said "I'll raise you three hundred dollars and the dog on the left said Woof," so I raised him again and he called. He actually barked, but I speak doggish. He had three aces and two pairs--two red ones and two of the black ones with kings or perhaps they were Justin Biebers-- which beat my pair of jokers and three red Madonnas.
He took my eye and ran off, so I need something to fill the space. Lasers perhaps.
Last year, a kid came to the door begging for candy and I bent down, got real close, broke a package of catsup in my hand as I flicked my glass eye into his little sack of candy. He screamed ran to his mommy, the little cry baby. Then I told him, "Now, I want one of your eyes."
Anyway, to answer your question, no. No iDevices in my body, that is just silly.
