Brain teasers

[beavery]

How do u put a black elephant in the fridge in 3 steps

You open the door,
Put the elephant in
close the door

 

[beavery]

How do u put a white elephant in the fridge in 4 steps

Open the door
Take the black elephant out (or move it over for my answer to the next part)
put the white elephant in
Close the door

 

[beavery]

How do u catch a black elephant and how do u catch a white elephant

They are in the fridge, so you don't need to

 

[beavery]

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

 

[Richard Brown]

Oh dear Richard, I never had you down as watching that tripe!

I hate it LOL

No, I don't really watch it. It's on in the background while I use the iPad or read something, and succeed in annoying the missus because I cannot answer a question about the programme! Lol

The reports on the geography task were all over the papers, and I had to watch the repeat of the incident. I couldn't believe the reported ignorance!

OK, I'll pipe down with what's left of my reputation , and, Sara1999 and Beavery, think about all of those old student jokes about elephants.....
How many elephants can you fit into a mini?
When that's been answered, the next question is....
How many giraffes can you fit in a mini?

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[twerppoet]

I used to have little book of the world's worst elephant jokes. I quite torturing people with them several years back. It occurred to me that I might I meet them again some day, in a dark alley.

 

[twerppoet]

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

Coffin.

 

[TheRambler]

excellent answer Richard, your credibility remains ha ha

 

[Bob Maxey]

The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

Coffin

 

[MrLuke]

Coffin

You're a bit slow on that one .

Proud owner of a 32GB wifi iPad2 iOS5.

 

[55julie55]

Don't they say better late than never?

 

[55julie55]

Condoning guys
Let me play.
Every time I go to bed I wake up and a new clue is posted and answered.
I hat being in a different time zone to you all!!!

 

[Richard Brown]

Here's a new one.

Tell me what the following numbers relate to. A detailed breakdown of your answer would be nice.

97-99
88-91
90-93
92-95

Don't overdo the detail.

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OK, no one has tried an answer to this one. So you're in with a chance Julie

I added a cryptic clue. "Farmers do this with seed."

Another clue would be (1st part of the word) Song title "...... on the run" (2nd part of the word) TV comedy "never mind the quality, feel the ...."

There you go.

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[TheRambler]

They are Bandwidths of FM radio Shows Richard.....97-99 is Radio 1.....88-91 is Radio 2.....etc etc etc.

 

[55julie55]

Missed it by ......that much........