Just to clarify why I keep saying it as rhyming with "light ums": The German pronunciation of "$h!t" is "shy-zuh". So when I saw it spelled as "shitums", my mind decided that it would be pronounced as "shight ums" (rhyming with "light ums").
Okay, this dead horse has been beaten enough. SweetPoison, I think you need to provide us with another opportunity to help you with your iPad. I'm getting bored here.