Dear Steve,
Ok, this is enough.
I ordered my iPad on 03/30, and you've been playing with my emotions ever since.
I've made the trip to my local Best Buy and my local Apple place of worship, just to play with the new amazing, revolutionary device that you promised will change computing.
I've posted messages in forums, bloated the servers of every Apple related website just trying to make sense of a cruel and unnecessary waiting period.
And now, as if it wasn't enough, you just throw a May 7th date in my face?
Why, oh why, Lord Jobs, have you done this to me? To us?
Please, if you have any compassion left in you, please, ship the freaking iPads 3G that were ordered last month. Punish those who answered with indifference and placed their order late, not those who ran to your call early.
Our Steve, who art in 1 Infinite Loop
iPadded be thy name
thy device come,
my order already done,
online, as it was not enough
Give us this day our email update
and forgive our trespasses
as we forgive those who already have their WiFis
and lead us away from Best Buy
so we don't break and buy it before we get the 3G
Amen.
Ok, this is enough.
I ordered my iPad on 03/30, and you've been playing with my emotions ever since.
I've made the trip to my local Best Buy and my local Apple place of worship, just to play with the new amazing, revolutionary device that you promised will change computing.
I've posted messages in forums, bloated the servers of every Apple related website just trying to make sense of a cruel and unnecessary waiting period.
And now, as if it wasn't enough, you just throw a May 7th date in my face?
Why, oh why, Lord Jobs, have you done this to me? To us?
Please, if you have any compassion left in you, please, ship the freaking iPads 3G that were ordered last month. Punish those who answered with indifference and placed their order late, not those who ran to your call early.
Our Steve, who art in 1 Infinite Loop
iPadded be thy name
thy device come,
my order already done,
online, as it was not enough
Give us this day our email update
and forgive our trespasses
as we forgive those who already have their WiFis
and lead us away from Best Buy
so we don't break and buy it before we get the 3G
Amen.