More laughs than Funnies
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Richard Brown said:
He will be interviewing Super Nanny next Friday.
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Richard Brown said:
It wasn't that super. Although Joe laughed a lot.
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I say I say I say. Do you know how to make a duck into a singing super star?
No, how do you, etc..?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers.
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No, how do you, etc..?
Put him in the microwave until his bill withers.
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He he!
No Dennis emotionals
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The following were found by a co-checker of 1901 census transcriptions: -
Howlers
A few I can add to your list are:-
A Public Hospital Nurse becoming a Horseman on Farm.
A Clergyman (Church of England) becoming an Ordinary Ag.Lab.
A Worker at an Explosives Factory becoming A Worker at An Exposure Factory
and the latest-
A Yacht Builder becoming a Painter's Butcher!
And there are more.....
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A few I can add to your list are:-
A Public Hospital Nurse becoming a Horseman on Farm.
A Clergyman (Church of England) becoming an Ordinary Ag.Lab.
A Worker at an Explosives Factory becoming A Worker at An Exposure Factory
and the latest-
A Yacht Builder becoming a Painter's Butcher!
And there are more.....
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Let's bump this thread with some dreadful puns, corniness etc. I have edited a string of messages on a genealogy forum, as below. You will very quickly get the drift. All of us enjoyed some banter...........
-----Original Message-----
From: Brian Varrall on 21 July 2011 To: [email protected]
Subject: [LIN] POWER, AMPS & Nun's Farm
I have a cert. relating to a 1920's birth which give the pob "Nun's Farm. Grimsby."
Wondering if anyone can throw any light on where & what this place is/was?
The names are POWER and AMPS (mother).
Brian
---- Various responses ----
Terry Wells - It was probably an ohm
Brian Varrall - Terry, Guess you couldn't resist that one
Nivard Ovington - I thought it was shocking <g>
Edw.j.Tate - Is this the current monthly exercise......
Richard Brown - What are you trying to plug? <VBG>
Brian Varrall - I can see this going down to the wire
Seriously though, I had to take this off list 'cos I've discovered that one of the parties (Sheila Amps) is actually alive and living in Gy - true! How shocking is that!
Phil at Angelic Aromas - She's probably nun the worse for it. We can't help making revolting jokes.
Richard M Brown - Quite. I do hope that none of us got our wires crossed, and that there was nothing negative. Things should remain positive. Who can deny that our shared hobby doesn't have its amusing sparks! And, on that note, I think I will go to ground.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Brian Varrall on 21 July 2011 To: [email protected]
Subject: [LIN] POWER, AMPS & Nun's Farm
I have a cert. relating to a 1920's birth which give the pob "Nun's Farm. Grimsby."
Wondering if anyone can throw any light on where & what this place is/was?
The names are POWER and AMPS (mother).
Brian
---- Various responses ----
Terry Wells - It was probably an ohm
Brian Varrall - Terry, Guess you couldn't resist that one
Nivard Ovington - I thought it was shocking <g>
Edw.j.Tate - Is this the current monthly exercise......
Richard Brown - What are you trying to plug? <VBG>
Brian Varrall - I can see this going down to the wire
Seriously though, I had to take this off list 'cos I've discovered that one of the parties (Sheila Amps) is actually alive and living in Gy - true! How shocking is that!
Phil at Angelic Aromas - She's probably nun the worse for it. We can't help making revolting jokes.
Richard M Brown - Quite. I do hope that none of us got our wires crossed, and that there was nothing negative. Things should remain positive. Who can deny that our shared hobby doesn't have its amusing sparks! And, on that note, I think I will go to ground.
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Hayles66 said:
I can harvest corn all year round
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This link is to the transcript of a Word Perfect help line conversation. Talk about ROFL 
http://www.thisaddressdoesnotexist.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Fun/TrueComputerHelplineTranscript.htm
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Hayles66 said:
I'll have a look around. I have some emails which are circulating. Mostly oldies jokes.
Cheers Hayles
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OK this is an oldie. It caught me out again shows how old it is.
Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
(see attached picture)
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said:
"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots...Hebrew is read from right to left... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick"
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.Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
(see attached picture)
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3000 years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said:
"This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem.
You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea.
The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically.
Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said,
"Idiots...Hebrew is read from right to left... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick"
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