Thomas1977. Thanks for your comment.
Please don't think of or take these comments as a rebuke or flaming, but I would just like to say that our Newcomer is PC and Python experienced, which with an iPad can be quite a drawback, because many things are done so differently. Hence first attempts were a perplexing failure to him. Most of us take time to get to know the iPad, possibly because we have done a fair amount of research into them before buying, or have Macs anyway, so we can adapt to the learning curve - of which there is one. Sandboxing everything being counter to Windows experience.
Our newcomer has recently been loaned the iPad and wants it to do something actually slightly complicated and impressive for a newbie and on top of that, I believe that he is having to translate my assistance into Czech -poor chap. (I would not have a hope in hell if I were trying to explain it in any other language.) What is more, I am sure that we all have our slightly different or preferred solutions to his problem.
Once he can do what he wants, then maybe he will explore the iPad more, if we haven't put him off. Then he will hopefully see what a great device it is.
Hopefully I am pointing him towards one solution, as that is all he needs at present. It may not be the most efficient, certainly not perfect, but one solution gets him 'on the road.'
Many people here, I think yourself included, have kindly pointed me in the right direction at times and that is the beauty of this forum.