I got married, but she turned out to be just like most humans and would not cater to my every whim. Marriage is a failure and no one should get married. God should not have made them so emotional, or where they need makeup. And what is with this monthly problem wth them?
I feel ya. Then they get large and out pops a smaller human. The little ones scream, yell, cry, leak fluids like my old truck and there is the maintenance and upkeep. They do not like you; they rebel, they require monitoring and eventually, you spend even more cash to educate them. Then they grow old, become wrinkled and somewhere along the way, they ignore you and then they have even more little humans.
Very bad idea. Too bad we can't purchase them pre-configured and select the options. I want a talented one that comes pre-educated.