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Merry Christmas to everyone here , wishing you all the best over the festive period , and the best of luck to you all for 2013 , a year I think we all could do with being better than the last.

This is a time for reflection and perspective , and I hope we all enjoy 2013 with great success , whether it be work or our loved ones , past and present , those in our memories and those in our arms , here's hoping we can all work together to shape each and every one of our lives for the greater good .

Best wishes to you all .

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Merry Christmas to everyone here , wishing you all the best over the festive period , and the best of luck to you all for 2013 , a year I think we all could do with being better than the last.

This is a time for reflection and perspective , and I hope we all enjoy 2013 with great success , whether it be work or our loved ones , past and present , those in our memories and those in our arms , here's hoping we can all work together to shape each and every one of our lives for the greater good .

Best wishes to you all .

Sent from my awesome iPhone 5using iPF

Same to you Drew!!! Enjoy!!


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Merry Christmas to you all can't talk though some fat guy in a red suit and a white beard seemed to park a sled with what looks to be reindeer on my roof going to check it out hope it's not a burgler!!!!!
 
I hear that same dude up on my roof now. It sounds like he is trying to climb into my chimney :0 egads, suppose he gets stuck in there? We don't have a full chimney anymore - used it for ducting to get heat into the bedroom upstairs. I wonder what he's up to up there. There seems to be a lot of scratching going on and it sounds like he has company, I heard him talking to some Donny or Connor guy who must have a cold cause all he did was snort back.
 
zstairlessone said:
I hear that same dude up on my roof now. It sounds like he is trying to climb into my chimney :0 egads, suppose he gets stuck in there? We don't have a full chimney anymore - used it for ducting to get heat into the bedroom upstairs. I wonder what he's up to up there. There seems to be a lot of scratching going on and it sounds like he has company, I heard him talking to some Donny or Connor guy who must have a cold cause all he did was snort back.

Don't worry, for Santa Claus chimneys are like Doctor Who's TARDIS, they're bigger on the inside than they seem from the outside.
 
scifan57 said:
Don't worry, for Santa Claus chimneys are like Doctor Who's TARDIS, they're bigger on the inside than they seem from the outside.

Thanks scifan. Now how do I know this is really Santa? I have a Lego loaded slingshot waiting for this other dude who's supposed to be on his way to swipe all the Christmas food and ornaments? I don't want to get hauled away for letting one go at the wrong guy.
 
zstairlessone said:
Thanks scifan. Now how do I know this is really Santa? I have a Lego loaded slingshot waiting for this other dude who's supposed to be on his way to swipe all the Christmas food and ornaments? I don't want to get hauled away for letting one go at the wrong guy.

Don't worry, only Santa can activate the chimney expander.
 
scifan57 said:
Don't worry, only Santa can activate the chimney expander.

Great! So I'll guard the front door. I think if I hide behind the arm of the couch I can catch this bad guy unawares :)

HEY! All of a sudden I feel really tired, can't keep my eyes open anym... zzzzzzzzz
 
zstairlessone said:
Great! So I'll guard the front door. I think if I hide behind the arm of the couch I can catch this bad guy unawares :)

HEY! All of a sudden I feel really tired, can't keep my eyes open anym... zzzzzzzzz

You've just encountered Santa's sleep ray, which ensures he's never caught in the act.
 
You guys are hilarious!

Watching daughter play James Bond in Goldfinger. Lots of shooting going on.

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