The "Anything Goes" thread

[zstairlessone]

How I spent my Friday...
I got up this morning, found myself in the rare position of having a day off, and decided to cross the mountains and venture into town. I had a good cheese hot dog and found myself thinking of a desert.



Though they all looked good the second from the right was the pick, coconut cake with cream cheese icing Mmmmm.

Next I found myself drawn into a store




A Toy Store from the looks of it

By the time I finished drooling and left I had a bag in hand




It seems to have followed me home I had to open it and see what it contained.





Hmmm




After reviewing all applicable safety precautions I broke out my high tech tooling and what did I find inside?





But wait... There's more?




A space zapper? Futuristic phone? Oh there's even more




Oho it seems it's time to retire this




And here it is




YEAH HURRAH!!

Now to learn how to use it

 

[leelai]

How I spent my Friday...
I got up this morning, found myself in the rare position of having a day off, and decided to cross the mountains and venture into town. I had a good cheese hot dog and found myself thinking of a desert.

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41125"/>

Though they all looked good the second from the right was the pick, coconut cake with cream cheese icing Mmmmm.

Next I found myself drawn into a store

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41126"/>

A Toy Store from the looks of it

By the time I finished drooling and left I had a bag in hand

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41127"/>

It seems to have followed me home I had to open it and see what it contained.

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41128"/>

Hmmm

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41129"/>

After reviewing all applicable safety precautions I broke out my high tech tooling and what did I find inside?

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41130"/>

But wait... There's more?

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41131"/>

A space zapper? Futuristic phone? Oh there's even more

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41133"/>

Oho it seems it's time to retire this

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41134"/>

And here it is

<img src="http://www.ipadforums.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=41135"/>

YEAH HURRAH!!

Now to learn how to use it

Woohoo for you! Have fun with your new toy!

But I'm still drooling over those cakes!

 

[zstairlessone]

Woohoo for you! Have fun with your new toy!

But I'm still drooling over those cakes!

I thought it would last for a couple of minutes, I couldn't help myself and ate it very fast. It was wonderful.

 

[twerppoet]

Next I found myself drawn into a store...

That never ends cheaply.

 

[Samana]

What's a post ******? Are you an author, because I'm an Author-to-be!

-Samana

 

[iJamesH]

How I spent my Friday... I had a good cheese hot dog and found myself thinking of a desert.

Mojave or Sahara

 

[leelai]

It's Mothers Day today here in Australia.

Happy Mothers Day to all you wonderful mums out there!

May you all be totally spoiled today with love and affection which you all so selflessly give!

 

[squib]

Hey Zs , OK I am really really really unhappy it wasn't my day! But I"m really happy for you and glad you posted it because it made me smile when you stuck your tongue out at us! Squib

 

[J. A.]

Happy Mother's day from Austria as well!





Geezees

 

[Richard Brown]

It's Mothers Day today here in Australia.

Happy Mothers Day to all you wonderful mums out there!

May you all be totally spoiled today with love and affection which you all so selflessly give!

Happy Mothers' Day from the UK too.

Sent from my iPad using iPF

 

[scifan57]

It's been Mother's Day for almost an hour, to all mothers everywhere, happy Mother's Day!

 

[scifan57]

I found this when I was looking for info on Mother's Day.

A baby asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"

"Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."

The child further inquired, "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."

God said, "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."

Again the child asked, "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"

God said, "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."

"And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"

God said, "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."

"Who will protect me?"

God said, "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking it's life."

"But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."

God said, "Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you."

At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."

"You will simply call her, 'Mom.'"
- Unknown

 

[Richard Brown]

That's brilliant, Scifan. It tells a lovely story.

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[Spugnut]

Nice quote Scifan.

 

[J. A.]

I knew that story before, but always like reading it again. It's great!