Mac user at work since 1987 and Mac owner since 1994.
I used to support MS-DOS at work, then we were taken over by a Mac using company and they gave me a Mac - with a bl**dy mouse, for goodness sake!
Real men didn't use a mouse, we typed in proper commands at Prompt level!
I glared at this toy for a week then, on the Friday afternoon after a liquid lunch, I decided I'd see just how rubbish these Macs were - and then I realised that this was what computers should be like and I've never looked back!