DOGS! Cats have Administrators and dogs have masters.
I am a better dog person than I am a cat person. Dogs won the Second World War and cats were invented by Germans. A cat--I forget his name--led the Fallschrim-Panzer Division #1. So you see, cats are bad, bad, bad; they sleep next to you and suck up all the oxygen, so you can die.
Cats are also racist and they refuse to obey.
I am a better dog person than I am a cat person. Dogs won the Second World War and cats were invented by Germans. A cat--I forget his name--led the Fallschrim-Panzer Division #1. So you see, cats are bad, bad, bad; they sleep next to you and suck up all the oxygen, so you can die.
Cats are also racist and they refuse to obey.