Loved this. A textual relationship, that's just brilliant. And you omit vowels, how unique. You can turn off the spell checker and then the iphone should work for you.
I use to loathe mobile phones, but I found them a necessary evil, but only after breaking down in my car with my girls when they were young. Then I got an iPhone, wow, I just loved everything about it, and it literally never left my side. Then I got my iPad, and just loved it even more. Now I leave my phone all over the place and have to go searching for it. IPad wins hands down.