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[Hayles66]

I love owls

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[Richard Brown]

I love owls

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Good morning Hayley. I thought you would love owls. They are great. Have you checked out the dog videos on the website?

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[Hayles66]

Not yet. I've been catching up on the posts. I love the feathers moving in the air. Gorgeous. We have a Barn Owl near us. We hear him at night.

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[MoonlitSonata]

I was watching an hilarious puppeteer last night. I'd heard of this puppet called Achmed and his catchphrase "I'll kill you" but I'd never seen his act before.

Achmed is a puppet used by Jeff Dunham in a Ventriloquism act. Achmed is a suicide bomber who died using a car bomb. He is a skeleton with red eyes, a black beard and hair, and a white turban. Achmed's act includes detailing the suicide bomber training facility, how he died, making random jokes, and trying his best to be 'terrifying'. He is one of five puppets in Dunham's "Suitcase Posse". In other words hilarious. SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!

Very funny. Recommend it.

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I like Peanut better than Achmed, even if 'I Kill You' (the correct phrase) is hilarious.

 

[Hayles66]

He was hilarious too especially when he produced a Jeff puppet of his own.

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[MoonlitSonata]

He was hilarious too especially when he produced a Jeff puppet of his own.

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Yep!

 

[Richard Brown]

Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner.

The first Pastor said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice in my church. I've tried everything--noise, spray, cats--nothing seems to scare them away.

The second Pastor then said "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away."

With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said, "I had the same problem so I baptised all mine and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!!!"

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[leelai]

Lol Richard, cute!

 

[Richard Brown]

This one isn't exactly right for the strange signs thread....... But.........

I used to get a great error message when debugging visual basic.

Microsoft had a standard error message above a control button. ....

"Press OK to fix debugger.".
. .

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[KevinJS]

A man walks into the doctors with a frog on his head. The doc says "What can I do for you?". The frog says "can you get this guy off my butt."

 

[Richard Brown]

"Doctor, doctor, I can’t get to sleep."

"Sit on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off."

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[KevinJS]

Doctor, I feel really terrible. My friend says he thinks I have bronchial pneumonia. What do you think I should take for it?

Why don't you ask your friend?

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[Richard Brown]

A patient visits his psychiatrist for a consultation...

"How may I help you?" asks the psychiatrist.

"Well, I think I'm a pair of curtains," says the patient.

"Oh,sit down and pull yourself together man!"

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[Rob2.0]

A man goes to see the doctor
The doctor gives him six months to live
The man couldn't pay his medical bill
So the doctor gave him another six months

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[Richard Brown]

A Touch of Irony...

It's raining cats and dogs during our drought, yet we still have a hosepipe ban!

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