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Speaking on behalf of my fellow moderators, the one thing that we collectively spend more time on than anything else is editing or deleting signatures. Why? Because we have whole list of rules that apply to signatures and some members just sign up and start posting without reading them.
Here is a link to the complete list of forum rules --
http://www.ipadforums.net/forum-rules-help-info/2119-forum-rules-everybody-please-read.html
As a condition of membership, every one of you checked a little box that said you would comply with the rules of the forum. Now I want everyone with a signature to check theirs and make sure it complies with the rules or we will do it for you.
<======== Taking moderator hat off
Regarding humor...
After reading my mini-rant above, I am sure many of you think that I have no clue as to what having a sense of humor is all about. When I am not handing out infractions, I can be a really funny guy.
The thing that makes this forum so great, IMHO, is its "personality". This isn't just a place to exchange information and ideas about the iPad, but it is more of a social gathering place. With the possible exception of the Hacking section, almost everything else you wanted to know about your iPad can be found in the iPad User Guide or within the knowledge base on Apple's website or from Apple Care.
So why do people come here instead? Either they don't know about those resources provided by the manufacturer or they want to come to a place where they can talk to "real people", not some anonymous help desk employee. We have members from all over the world ranging in age from barely being a teenager to well into their golden years and they bring a wealth of experience with them... including their sense of humor... some of which we may not understand or appreciate.
We provide the "Anything Goes" section as a place where you can ask non-iPad questions or just blow off some steam. We want this forum to be the kind of place where you can ask questions, get answers and just "hang out" for a little while.
With all due respect, if you just want some joyless answers to your questions, read the users guide, go to the Apple website or call Apple Care. To me, the humor is one of the benefits of this forum, not one of its liabilities.