Well, I see your point, but still, I'll take my chances, and demand a photo and all the details. Even if she's slim and gorgeous, we could make little comments like "oh, she's quite curvy": sure to send her slowly, but certainly down that slippery slope of decades self hatred and unnecessary dieting. Don't you agree? I say we risk it!
And I would've said "pavement", being also British, but here in the USA it's a "sidewalk", and the "pavement" is the road itself. I didn't want our American audience thinking I want the poor woman standing out there with her shaming sign in the middle of the road. I'm not a monster.
But actually, come to think of it, I don't think we even
have an audience. I think (as I'm apt to do) that everybody's off having a lovely time, having their toenails painted, camping in the Pyrenees, hiking the Himalayas, assisting in an alpaca birth, or curing male pattern baldness. And that it's just me, left behind. Playing HayDay. And checking in on the IPF. Besides you, of course, Anthea -
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