Your appointment with Mr. Orwell is at 19:84 GMT sharp. Don't be late.
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STOP JOKING!!!! Just STOP IT RIGHT NOW! THEY ARE LISTENING. I'm Cerial.
As a matter of fact, we Utah folks will soon play host to the largest (?) NSA data center on planet earth. This is not a secret, you can see it on the web. The power stations built for the installation can run the neighboring town and the cooling plant (apparently) could cool the entire city. Something like that. Seriously, the new data center is absolutely real.
It will handle
yottabytes of data. And you clueless readers (SMILEY) I am not making up names. There really is a Yotabyte. It is not a misspelling of Yodabyte; this is not a Star Wars death star kinds of thing; the NSA will not start building that until 2015. This is very real and they want our data, dag nabbit. Smiley.
They know if you have been sleeping, they know if you are awake, and they know if you have been bad or good, so sell your devices, get off the grid, no more iPads and no cells, hide now for goodness sake. The NSA--National Santa Association--is paying attention. Uncle Sam wants You.
Apparently, the data center is capable of reading every phone call, watching every email, listening to every recorded image on the web. And it can order all of the 345,657,654 possible combinations of toppings offered by Pizza Hut; in 12,000 different languages, from every Pizza Hut on the planet earth, AT THE SAME TIME times infinity squared plus one.
Anyway, a yottabyte is a septillion bytes, or one million exabytes. One million of the things. Apparently (according to Wired Magazine) it is so large, no one has coined a term for the next higher magnitude. Eric Schmidt estimated that the total of all human knowledge created from the dawn of man to last wednesday at 4:45 EST is equal to 5 exabytes. And about 4.8 of those Exabytes is pure web crap, so please tell the NSA to delete it. their job will be easier.
So, unless I am wrong, the sum total of all human knowledge--including who got kicked off the island AND the incredible life of Justin Bieber, the most amazing star to light up my world--is only 5 exabytes, but this new data center will handle ONE MILLION EXABYTES. It's lots of stuff is what I am trying to convey.
So just be aware, if you reply to my posts, the NSA will watch you, too. I mean, hoe can I NOT be on their radar? Then they will come for you in the dark of night. I suggest...hold on, someone just broke down . . ,eergd,v