Santa Claus is the largest IP Rights violator on the planet. He brought me a new Harmonica and I know Hohner did not license him to make one.
Santa Claus keeps lists on everyone. How do you all suppose he knows if I have been bad or good? Microphones in the shower, is how. I found one so I know this is true.
Santa breeds Elves just to work in his massive forced labor camps and factories at the North Pole. To be fair, he is the only person that will hire one. Ever go drinking with Elves? They are rude and belligerent. They will slit your throat if you insult one.
Elves are the largest non-union workforce on the planet.
Santa conducts business in every country on the planet and he does not pay taxes or other fees. Do you suppose it is because he has something on everyone? Those often mentioned lists might be a clue.